Author: Apurva Gaglani

The sentence behind the ICU is

They have already taken the life out of him and are taking him to the ICU to see if they can take it further.

The sentence behind the concept of nurses and sisters is

Every sinister design requires sister participation.

The sentence behind the organ transplant and the operating table is

The lifetime of an organ is equal to the length of the operating table i.e. equal to 15.

Defining a doctor

A doctor is one who sees life in a compartment.

That is to say he compartmentalizes your life.

A doctor’s hobby:

To have a last word or a final sentence in everything, in every matter, on behalf of everyone.

A psychiatrist is one who wants to take the first opportunity to pronounce a patient mentally unstable.

There has been no doctor who has ever pronouced his patient fit.

There has been no psychiatrist who has pronounced his patient anytime as mentally fit and mentally sound.

A doctor’s mind is a diseased mind that sees and talks diseases in obnoxious words and terminology

That is best described as medical terms.

With the names of the diseases obnoxious too.

An impossible for a doctor:

To put up a board outside his dispensary, hospital or place of practice,

You come to me once, you won’t come back to me again (does not mean that the patient is dead)

Most popular abusive term is to call someone mentally unstable.

The course of treatment prescribed by a doctor is known as an Obstacle Course of treatment.

A doctor to this day remains an untouchable of the professional system.

The doctor is unfit to give food to anyone.

If you eat food given to you by a doctor

You will have to take treatment from him or his like.

Never take a morsel offered even free from a doctor.

An example:

An ENT will talk in a manner that you always have itching inside your ears.

2nd example:

Normal pest control on street is usually sufficient

If there is a pathology lab around, mosquitos might just enter your house.

Ultimately a doctor belongs to

An untouchable community

A diseased community

A doctor can touch you

You cannot touch a doctor untill you get the better of him.

 

 

Two Indian Gentlemen

Define, promote and drive the English economy

Their names are Nadeem Khan

And recently Lalit Modi

Ever since Nadeem Khan

Famous for the Nadeem Shravan blend of music

Left the country

Our country has been falling short on the musical movies

India’s loss has been Britain’s gain

Nadeem can be forgiven for a crime he committed

In killing a really nice man Gulshan Kumar

Who must have had the agenda of making charity into a religion

For charity always remains a charity.

Lalit Modi too can also be forgiven

For he is one businessman who can break all norms

In his quest to do better business

And he has nearly made all his confessions

And he kept a palace fuctioning

If Nadeem Khan

And Lalit Modi

Come back to India

And are granted safe residence in India

The fall of UK is certain

Nobody will even talk about that country in future.

Two Lion hearted Indians are at the moment in hiding in UK

 

There are 15 or 16 major servers

That provide internet services to the world

These servers are known as root nameservers

And are spread across North America and Europe

The root nameservers in North America are in USA and Canada

Mexico has no knowledge about it

And so the USA wants to build a great wall to block Mexico

In Europe, there may be many places where the root nameservers are located

These are definitely present

In Germany and the European part of the former USSR.

Any hacker who has the ability to repeatedly bring down all these servers

That may be Windows, Unix, Linux or an Apple OS

Or some other new OS

Knows hacking completely

Inside out and has reached the end of his hacking career

For there is no more American technology

To learn, other than bringing down the main servers.

 

 

The Original Operating System (oos)

Were the ones that worked in the command line

And from the command line.

Today’s oos or Obscure Operating Systems

Work behind the scenes

Behind the foreground

We know not what feelings they bring

How tempting they may be making people

The addiction to porn

The desire to see porn

Might just be synonymous with Microsoft Windows

Or some American Oos

And may fade away from people

Or desert them, once this American OS

Is changed to an Indian OS

Just thought about this yesterday

Failed to write it

Or key it and it was shaped into some Magic

Blown out of poroportion

By my Jain neighbours

Who make full misuse

Of a good man’s incomplete thoughts

That have not fruited.

 

Game of titles

Game of words

Game of sentences

Game of chance

Game of choice

Game of compulsion

Game of smartness

Game of dicy

Game of dirty

Game for fight

Game to finish

Game for more

Game everyday

Game on

Let the Games…..

Lord Krishna’s divine words

From the Bhagvad Geeta

Lord Krishna’s divine play

Called the Ras-leela

Has leaked out to NASA

As Ras

Called Rocket Science

Atomic Science

Subatomic particles Science

And leela nothing but Mercury Rising

When Madam Curie

Was there on the scene

The only sentence

That the alien nation

The USA has learnt

From Bhagvad Gita

Despite the ISKCON

Is that there is a sentence behind everything

All research, all physics

Is based on finding out every sentence

Behind every atom, molecule, granule, module, DNA and all particle

In a complete all particle research

In the laboratories

Of the USA and Europe

The Alien Nation

And the alien continent

On this planet of apes.

 

 

 

The varied poems today

Vary in subjects

From love to friendship

And all varied emotions

Language simple to complex

And any number of stanzas and verses

You choose your yardstick

For the best poem

A poem that is simple

Or has a language tough

Using tough and difficult words

Or a poem that conveys

A new idea

And betters understanding

Or a poem that is filled with love and romance

Or one that is a story being told.

All the same

Choose your best poem for the month

And give your reasons for the same.

 

 

 

The best movie reviews

Have never been keyed

Nor typed, nor penned.

That review

Which describes nearly

The entire movie

With some notable dialogues

With some catchy tunes

And melidious songs

And the complete plot

As well as some learning

 

And possibly the sentences

Behind everything

Behind every acting principle

And that does not insist on watching the movie

Gives an exciting feeling

For people to go

And watch the movie

Yet tells enough to a man

Who does not go to see the movie

Is the best movie review

That is yet to be written.

 

 

Lifelong learning

Lifelong earning

Lifelong hard work

Lifelong labour

 

Constant pains

Constant aches

Constant struggle

Constant battle

Constant threats

 

Constant search

For truth

That never ends

Whether wisdom

Is gained

Or wisdom withers

Is the final wisdom

That may be declared.

 

No poem is a random poem

Every poem is special

Improper it is

To use this word often

Random be limited in use

 

Comments and views

And ratings not true

Messures to measure

A poem

More the comments,

Better the poem?

Or more is flattery

And false praise?

Or a lot imperfect

Is the poem

That it needs a lot of comments

To be known that it is good.

So comments on poems not a true yardstick

To judge a poem

The number of views

They may be manipulated

And the rating for any poem

Well, the deserving ones

Are never the most highly rated

And never the five star rated ones!

Random ratings

Random comments

Random views

May always be the winning poem

 

 

Once a child

Once a son

Forever a son

And remains a son

For his mother

For his father

For his parents.

 

The mother

Is the first responsibility

Of her son

She is the first priority

Of her son

She usually has no knowledge

About the good or bad

She needs constant attention

That only a son can give

For she is constantly trying

To bring everyone down

And she even tries

To bring her own family down

Her own country down

And the son always has to be upto it

And play the saviour.

The MNCs of today

Have made way

Into the Indian household

That everyone be told

Women working

At nights and still liking

Forgetting her house

Her unkept home

She’s out lose

Lost on the streets

Bent and lost in some ass work

That requires her to sit from morn till night

While she should be in her house

Running her own house

Caring for her family

Please welcome the MNCs of today

Who have this to say

To men like you and me

The Indian man, i.e.

MEN C YOUR WOMEN ARE DOING THE NIGHT JOBS FOR US

Thus say the MNCs from USA

 

 

Exceptions is not the rule, they say

Exceptions have built the medical system today

Exceptions laid the foundation of the progress of science and technology

Especially in Medical equipments.

Exceptions is the new norm

Exceptions is the new standard

So remember

Exceptions can always be given

Exceptions are allowed

There is always room for exceptions

The world has always had to make way for exceptions

 

Belief in God

Belief in Values

Belief in Duties

Belief in Principles

Herein lies true belief

That our ancestors stood for

 

Todays youth

Literate though

More or little

Nevermind that

Uneducated still

Listless wanderers

Lost in useless thoughts

And idle gossip

Live like vagabonds

Proud of some silly

Westernized concepts

Handed down by a tribe

That was orignally pirates in the vast sea

 

The youth today

Believe in no God

Have no Values

Have forgotten Duties

And stand for no Principles

 

They have no morality

They have no credibility

They are lost in themselves

Always having a puzzled look

A slow, unwilling and confused gait

Listless about today

Living in some distant past

Fearing unsettled future.

 

 

 

 

The best efforts are never enough

The best things are yet to happen

The best results are yet to come

The best feelings are rarely expressed

The best thoughts go unnoticed

The best actions are worth a play again

The best words are worth a repeat.

The best happiness is always being searched.

The best often finds abuse, comtempt, spit and spite.

Yet do the best

Best of luck

All the best