Apurva Gaglani
Medical Lines
August 10, 2015 in English Poetry
The sentence behind the ICU is
They have already taken the life out of him and are taking him to the ICU to see if they can take it further.
The sentence behind the concept of nurses and sisters is
Every sinister design requires sister participation.
The sentence behind the organ transplant and the operating table is
The lifetime of an organ is equal to the length of the operating table i.e. equal to 15.
Defining a doctor
A doctor is one who sees life in a compartment.
That is to say he compartmentalizes your life.
A doctor’s hobby:
To have a last word or a final sentence in everything, in every matter, on behalf of everyone.
A psychiatrist is one who wants to take the first opportunity to pronounce a patient mentally unstable.
There has been no doctor who has ever pronouced his patient fit.
There has been no psychiatrist who has pronounced his patient anytime as mentally fit and mentally sound.
A doctor’s mind is a diseased mind that sees and talks diseases in obnoxious words and terminology
That is best described as medical terms.
With the names of the diseases obnoxious too.
An impossible for a doctor:
To put up a board outside his dispensary, hospital or place of practice,
You come to me once, you won’t come back to me again (does not mean that the patient is dead)
Most popular abusive term is to call someone mentally unstable.
The course of treatment prescribed by a doctor is known as an Obstacle Course of treatment.
A doctor to this day remains an untouchable of the professional system.
The doctor is unfit to give food to anyone.
If you eat food given to you by a doctor
You will have to take treatment from him or his like.
Never take a morsel offered even free from a doctor.
An example:
An ENT will talk in a manner that you always have itching inside your ears.
2nd example:
Normal pest control on street is usually sufficient
If there is a pathology lab around, mosquitos might just enter your house.
Ultimately a doctor belongs to
An untouchable community
A diseased community
A doctor can touch you
You cannot touch a doctor untill you get the better of him.
The English Economy
August 10, 2015 in English Poetry
Two Indian Gentlemen
Define, promote and drive the English economy
Their names are Nadeem Khan
And recently Lalit Modi
Ever since Nadeem Khan
Famous for the Nadeem Shravan blend of music
Left the country
Our country has been falling short on the musical movies
India’s loss has been Britain’s gain
Nadeem can be forgiven for a crime he committed
In killing a really nice man Gulshan Kumar
Who must have had the agenda of making charity into a religion
For charity always remains a charity.
Lalit Modi too can also be forgiven
For he is one businessman who can break all norms
In his quest to do better business
And he has nearly made all his confessions
And he kept a palace fuctioning
If Nadeem Khan
And Lalit Modi
Come back to India
And are granted safe residence in India
The fall of UK is certain
Nobody will even talk about that country in future.
Two Lion hearted Indians are at the moment in hiding in UK
What America fears most!
August 8, 2015 in English Poetry
There are 15 or 16 major servers
That provide internet services to the world
These servers are known as root nameservers
And are spread across North America and Europe
The root nameservers in North America are in USA and Canada
Mexico has no knowledge about it
And so the USA wants to build a great wall to block Mexico
In Europe, there may be many places where the root nameservers are located
These are definitely present
In Germany and the European part of the former USSR.
Any hacker who has the ability to repeatedly bring down all these servers
That may be Windows, Unix, Linux or an Apple OS
Or some other new OS
Knows hacking completely
Inside out and has reached the end of his hacking career
For there is no more American technology
To learn, other than bringing down the main servers.
Porn Magic
August 8, 2015 in English Poetry
The Original Operating System (oos)
Were the ones that worked in the command line
And from the command line.
Today’s oos or Obscure Operating Systems
Work behind the scenes
Behind the foreground
We know not what feelings they bring
How tempting they may be making people
The addiction to porn
The desire to see porn
Might just be synonymous with Microsoft Windows
Or some American Oos
And may fade away from people
Or desert them, once this American OS
Is changed to an Indian OS
Just thought about this yesterday
Failed to write it
Or key it and it was shaped into some Magic
Blown out of poroportion
By my Jain neighbours
Who make full misuse
Of a good man’s incomplete thoughts
That have not fruited.
Game
August 7, 2015 in English Poetry
Game of titles
Game of words
Game of sentences
Game of chance
Game of choice
Game of compulsion
Game of smartness
Game of dicy
Game of dirty
Game for fight
Game to finish
Game for more
Game everyday
Game on
Let the Games…..
NASA
August 5, 2015 in English Poetry
Lord Krishna’s divine words
From the Bhagvad Geeta
Lord Krishna’s divine play
Called the Ras-leela
Has leaked out to NASA
As Ras
Called Rocket Science
Atomic Science
Subatomic particles Science
And leela nothing but Mercury Rising
When Madam Curie
Was there on the scene
The only sentence
That the alien nation
The USA has learnt
From Bhagvad Gita
Despite the ISKCON
Is that there is a sentence behind everything
All research, all physics
Is based on finding out every sentence
Behind every atom, molecule, granule, module, DNA and all particle
In a complete all particle research
In the laboratories
Of the USA and Europe
The Alien Nation
And the alien continent
On this planet of apes.
The best poem
August 5, 2015 in English Poetry
The varied poems today
Vary in subjects
From love to friendship
And all varied emotions
Language simple to complex
And any number of stanzas and verses
You choose your yardstick
For the best poem
A poem that is simple
Or has a language tough
Using tough and difficult words
Or a poem that conveys
A new idea
And betters understanding
Or a poem that is filled with love and romance
Or one that is a story being told.
All the same
Choose your best poem for the month
And give your reasons for the same.
The Best Movie Review
August 5, 2015 in English Poetry
The best movie reviews
Have never been keyed
Nor typed, nor penned.
That review
Which describes nearly
The entire movie
With some notable dialogues
With some catchy tunes
And melidious songs
And the complete plot
As well as some learning
And possibly the sentences
Behind everything
Behind every acting principle
And that does not insist on watching the movie
Gives an exciting feeling
For people to go
And watch the movie
Yet tells enough to a man
Who does not go to see the movie
Is the best movie review
That is yet to be written.
Lifelong
August 4, 2015 in English Poetry
Lifelong learning
Lifelong earning
Lifelong hard work
Lifelong labour
Constant pains
Constant aches
Constant struggle
Constant battle
Constant threats
Constant search
For truth
That never ends
Whether wisdom
Is gained
Or wisdom withers
Is the final wisdom
That may be declared.
Random Poem?
August 2, 2015 in English Poetry
No poem is a random poem
Every poem is special
Improper it is
To use this word often
Random be limited in use
Comments and views
And ratings not true
Messures to measure
A poem
More the comments,
Better the poem?
Or more is flattery
And false praise?
Or a lot imperfect
Is the poem
That it needs a lot of comments
To be known that it is good.
So comments on poems not a true yardstick
To judge a poem
The number of views
They may be manipulated
And the rating for any poem
Well, the deserving ones
Are never the most highly rated
And never the five star rated ones!
Random ratings
Random comments
Random views
May always be the winning poem
Mother
August 2, 2015 in English Poetry
Once a child
Once a son
Forever a son
And remains a son
For his mother
For his father
For his parents.
The mother
Is the first responsibility
Of her son
She is the first priority
Of her son
She usually has no knowledge
About the good or bad
She needs constant attention
That only a son can give
For she is constantly trying
To bring everyone down
And she even tries
To bring her own family down
Her own country down
And the son always has to be upto it
And play the saviour.
MNCs
July 23, 2015 in English Poetry
The MNCs of today
Have made way
Into the Indian household
That everyone be told
Women working
At nights and still liking
Forgetting her house
Her unkept home
She’s out lose
Lost on the streets
Bent and lost in some ass work
That requires her to sit from morn till night
While she should be in her house
Running her own house
Caring for her family
Please welcome the MNCs of today
Who have this to say
To men like you and me
The Indian man, i.e.
MEN C YOUR WOMEN ARE DOING THE NIGHT JOBS FOR US
Thus say the MNCs from USA
Exceptions
July 21, 2015 in English Poetry
Exceptions is not the rule, they say
Exceptions have built the medical system today
Exceptions laid the foundation of the progress of science and technology
Especially in Medical equipments.
Exceptions is the new norm
Exceptions is the new standard
So remember
Exceptions can always be given
Exceptions are allowed
There is always room for exceptions
The world has always had to make way for exceptions
Belief
July 19, 2015 in English Poetry
Belief in God
Belief in Values
Belief in Duties
Belief in Principles
Herein lies true belief
That our ancestors stood for
Todays youth
Literate though
More or little
Nevermind that
Uneducated still
Listless wanderers
Lost in useless thoughts
And idle gossip
Live like vagabonds
Proud of some silly
Westernized concepts
Handed down by a tribe
That was orignally pirates in the vast sea
The youth today
Believe in no God
Have no Values
Have forgotten Duties
And stand for no Principles
They have no morality
They have no credibility
They are lost in themselves
Always having a puzzled look
A slow, unwilling and confused gait
Listless about today
Living in some distant past
Fearing unsettled future.
The Best
July 7, 2015 in English Poetry
The best efforts are never enough
The best things are yet to happen
The best results are yet to come
The best feelings are rarely expressed
The best thoughts go unnoticed
The best actions are worth a play again
The best words are worth a repeat.
The best happiness is always being searched.
The best often finds abuse, comtempt, spit and spite.
Yet do the best
Best of luck
All the best